Tuesday 28 July 2009

Elton

Courtesy of Mathew: "Who'll play the piano at Elton John's funeral?"

2 comments:

  1. I would bet Elton John has already pondered this dilemma. He will have made a video recording of himself professing that he has completed the circle of life!

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  2. Hmmm.... I'm intrigued by your idea and whish to subscribe to your newsletter. It's a great idea, but Elton being the showpoof he is, I don't think he'd settle for anything as mundane as a video recording. I reckon he'd go for a flamboyant animatronic (or eltonatronic) version of himself. After the ceremony, it could be placed permanently next to his gravestone, so that grieving fans could put 20p in a coin-slot to see the show again. All proceeds would, of course, go to charity.

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